DC’s message to anyone snoozing around him: “Nobody’s safe”

God forbid Daniel Cormier catches you snoozing anywhere in his presence. He’s even been bragadocious about how he will mess with you if you get too comfy.

If it was you or I, then yes, I’d understand him screwing with someone. However, his most recent victim was the UFC heavyweight killing machine, Francis Ngannou. It takes a pair of steel watermelons to drag your hand down Ngannou’s face ever so gently. This is EXACTLY what DC did and then he laughed in Ngannou’s face.

Steel. Ass. Watermelons.